You Only Make This Mistake Once

WAITER: “Hello, I’ll bring you all some water, would you like anything else to drink?” ME: “Sure, I’ll have the house margarita with silver tequila, please.” WAITER: “Small?” ME: [Huh. Do they come in sizes – like, can I actually get a Slurpee sized margarita?] “Oh! [perhaps a little too excidedly] Fun, I didn’t know […]